This weeks questionnaire is a SPOOKTACULAR jamboree of a Halloween treat that is sure to rot your teeth! Place your answers and comments in the comments section of this post. Mwa ha ha!
1. What do you think of when you hear the following words/phrases?
– Carmel Apple
– “I got a rock.”
– Toilet Paper
– Scarlet Johansen
– “Blah blah!”
2. Ok Hotshot! It’s Halloween night and you are all dressed up in your batman costume (sexy batman if you are a girl answering these questions) and are ready for some Candy. Fuck yeah! You make your rounds through the neighborhood and are getting lame treats like coupons for frozen dinners, little bibles, and dental floss. This neighborhood sucks donkey dick and must be taught a lesson. What do you do?
3. What was the dumbest Halloween costume you have ever worn?
4. What was the most kick ass Halloween costume you have ever worn?
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SHSIBAE 
1. What do you think of when you hear the following words/phrases?
– Carmel Apple
Tar and feather em! Durn tootin apples. When the tar is nice and hot, shove a stick in their ass!
– “I got a rock.”
Twisted Sister sitting together on a couch playing Final Fantasy:Crystal Chronicles with a bowl of the chronic. “I miss Dee Snyder”… “I got a rock”…. “Good thing Dee’s not here then”…. “Yeah. He’d bogart that rock”
– Toilet Paper
In Ohio they called TP’ing (toilet papering) somebody’s house “bombing”. When I was in my teens, I bombed many houses, trees, and cars.
– Scarlet Johansen
No matter how beautiful she is, I’d probably get bored with her after a few months.
– “Blah blah!”
An imperitive bit of nonsense, that.
2. Ok Hotshot! It’s Halloween night and you are all dressed up in your batman costume (sexy batman if you are a girl answering these questions) and are ready for some Candy. Fuck yeah! You make your rounds through the neighborhood and are getting lame treats like coupons for frozen dinners, little bibles, and dental floss. This neighborhood sucks donkey dick and must be taught a lesson. What do you do?
BOMB THEIR HOUSES!
3. What was the dumbest Halloween costume you have ever worn?
Kung-fu Jesus
4. What was the most kick ass Halloween costume you have ever worn?
Kung-fu Jesus
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“I clean glory holes!”
1. What do you think of when you hear the following words/phrases?
– Carmel Apple – I have the memory of not being able to eat them as a child due to some weird plastic seals around my teeth, and the joyous day when I could sink my teeth into gooey Carmel goodness.
– “I got a rock.” – Poor Charley Brown. I wonder how much more he will take before he goes postal on his elementary school?
– Toilet Paper – I sucked at bombing houses. I always ended up getting the whole roll of TP stuck in the tree.
– Scarlet Johansen – I keep calling her name out at the moon waiting for her to appear at my doorstep.
– “Blah blah!” – I vant to suck your blood. Blah.
2. Ok Hotshot! It’s Halloween night and you are all dressed up in your batman costume (sexy batman if you are a girl answering these questions) and are ready for some Candy. Fuck yeah! You make your rounds through the neighborhood and are getting lame treats like coupons for frozen dinners, little bibles, and dental floss. This neighborhood sucks donkey dick and must be taught a lesson. What do you do?
Burn all of their houses down, even the dog and tree houses. BURN suburbia BURRRRRRRRRRN!
3. What was the dumbest Halloween costume you have ever worn?
I had a this is my lousy costume t-shirt where you checked off what you were. The last check box on the list was “other.” Most of the houses did not get the joke.
4. What was the most kick ass Halloween costume you have ever worn?
I went as the life of the party, all it took was a cheesy blazer, a lampshade, and a bunch of rum and cokes.
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Coming this Fourth of July, Oh my god the Terminator is dressed like a chicken! Starring Rick Moranis as a bumbling android that is sent back in time to kill Sarah Conner.
1. What do you think of when you hear the following words/phrases?
– Carmel Apple
I think of the way a carmel apple looks..
– “I got a rock.”
I think of a small child showing me a rock and blurting out this phrase, but me not caring.
– Toilet Paper
The mayhem caused by my cats when combined with this.
– Scarlet Johansen
Oh my.
– “Blah blah!”
Annoying people whom I’d secretly/not secretly would like to slap.
2. Ok Hotshot! It’s Halloween night and you are all dressed up in your batman costume (sexy batman if you are a girl answering these questions) and are ready for some Candy. Fuck yeah! You make your rounds through the neighborhood and are getting lame treats like coupons for frozen dinners, little bibles, and dental floss. This neighborhood sucks donkey dick and must be taught a lesson. What do you do?
Go with my “plan B” costume, which is me dressed up as Jesus with a strap-on underneath the robes to portray my blasphemous hard-on.
3. What was the dumbest Halloween costume you have ever worn?
I think I was a ninja turtle once, but honestly, who hasn’t done that?
4. What was the most kick ass Halloween costume you have ever worn?
I was a dead cyclist, decked out in spandex with fake wounds and such all over me. The wounds ended up looking pretty real, and I probably also made a lot of people feel uncomfortable due to my wearing spandex indoors.
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“Beak rides, 2 dollars!”
1. What do you think of when you hear the following words/phrases?
– Carmel Apple
Oh I don’t know, maybe Halloween, maybe a simpler time, a more wholesome age where hope still burned in the hearts of Man.
– “I got a rock.”
Crack dealers on Washington Square Park.
– Toilet Paper
Septic Tanks. Right? Or am I wrong?
– Scarlet Johansen
A $50 issue of Playboy
– “Blah blah!”
Half of the dialogue of Lost.
2. Ok Hotshot! It’s Halloween night and you are all dressed up in your batman costume (sexy batman if you are a girl answering these questions) and are ready for some Candy. Fuck yeah! You make your rounds through the neighborhood and are getting lame treats like coupons for frozen dinners, little bibles, and dental floss. This neighborhood sucks donkey dick and must be taught a lesson. What do you do?
-Burn it down, burn it all down.
3. What was the dumbest Halloween costume you have ever worn?
-Garfield. Or a Madball, remember those?
4. What was the most kick ass Halloween costume you have ever worn?
-I was Pure Evil once. I was just a cloud of mist hovering over the city. It was pretty cool.
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-Eden!
How DARE you question me!
But that big chicken reminds me of last night. There was this can of soup eyeing me laciviously from the gravelly ground by the dumpster I was peeing on. I sallied up to the empty cereal box next to her to get a better look and discovered she had recently been enjoyed by another. Never turning down sloppy seconds, I squished the cockroach licking her insides and had my way with the sexy beast.
Cream of chicken.
This weeks questionnaire is a SPOOKTACULAR jamboree of a Halloween treat that is sure to rot your teeth! Place your answers and comments in the comments section of this post. Mwa ha ha!
1. What do you think of when you hear the following words/phrases?
– Carmel Apple-One time Lunchbox bought a packet of the carmel sheets to make caramel apples. He was too lazy to melt the caramel over the apples and proceded to eat the entire package of caramel sheets.
– “I got a rock.”-So screw your scissors.
– Toilet Paper-I wish it didn’t shred and get stuck back there.
– Scarlet Johansen-Boing!
– “Blah blah!”What I hear after a few minutes of an interview.
2. Ok Hotshot! It’s Halloween night and you are all dressed up in your batman costume (sexy batman if you are a girl answering these questions) and are ready for some Candy. Fuck yeah! You make your rounds through the neighborhood and are getting lame treats like coupons for frozen dinners, little bibles, and dental floss. This neighborhood sucks donkey dick and must be taught a lesson. What do you do?
Flaming bags of poop on the doorsteps. It’s mandatory.
3. What was the dumbest Halloween costume you have ever worn?
I wore a sheet as a ghost one year. We went to a party and didn’t know anyone. At least I felt safe and incognito.
4. What was the most kick ass Halloween costume you have ever worn?
Killer Rodeo Clown.
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Sweet jesus! I thought these things were supposed to go away once your body metabolized everything. Man, I’m thirsty.