Gears of War Exclusive Update

Our crack squad of spies have revealed to us an exclusive screenshot of the upcoming Gears of War update.  It looks like it will be a third race, of dorky clowns.  Watch out Dom, the clown has the spritzer bottle!

Ok, you got us. It is a fake, a dream of sorts. What would you add to this wonderful game full of holes?


3 Responses to Gears of War Exclusive Update

  1. theredouter says:

    Ok, I will start. How about a solid plot? Capture the flag? The ability to have friends join ranked games? It’s what every gamer has been wishing for. Will they listen? Will they act? Betting that nothing gets fixed, we all will still play the game until the halo 3 beta, and they may throw us a few maps. Sigh,


  2. plucky666 says:

    i sold your xbox controller the other day to a 10 year old boy. i told him it was a universal controller for xbox, wii, ps3, and pippen. when he asked me what pippen was, i told him it was the new ipod. he bought it for $50, 10 weeks of allowance.

    i bought a bag of weed with his leaf raking money.

  3. theredouter says:

    well stop bogarting that joint and pass it over to me, plucky. Rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll another one. Just like the other one. blah blah blah. Dude, I just mocked the easy rider soundtrack! Got any chips?

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