Super dump truck hauls dog shit to the carnival.

What do you think about when you hear the following words/phrases?
– Cotton Candy
– “No. That’s not how you do it.”
– Sanctions
– Fall
– “It’s raining cats and dogs.”

List six things you would like to do before you die.

What is your deepest, darkest secret- just kidding! The real question is, if you could go back in time and place a whoopee cushion underneath any person in history, who would you do it to, and when?

What has been your dumbest impulse purchase?

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5 Responses to Super dump truck hauls dog shit to the carnival.

  1. Ronalamadingdong says:

    What do you think about when you hear the following words/phrases?
    – Cotton Candy

    What’s so civil about war, anyway?

    – “No. That’s not how you do it.”

    Use your whole fist, you pussy.

    – Sanctions

    Sounds like an onomatopoeia for falling frying pans.

    – Fall

    Lee Majors

    – “It’s raining cats and dogs.”

    I think I’m going to need a stronger umbrella.

    List six things you would like to do before you die.

    1. Create my own beer label.
    2. Run for public office.
    3. Create my own type of cheese.
    4. Learn how to speak Icelandic.
    5. Spend time in a shark cage.
    6. Live forever.

    What is your deepest, darkest secret- just kidding! The real question is, if you could go back in time and place a whoopee cushion underneath any person in history, who would you do it to, and when?

    I’d put one in Neil Armstrong’s boot.

    What has been your dumbest impulse purchase?

    College.

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    Hey, Dick. Now your fingers smell like Cybill Shepherd too!

  2. theredouter says:

    What do you think about when you hear the following words/phrases?

    – Cotton Candy – term used for people who eat the bodies of old people.
    
- “No. That’s not how you do it.” – Say it with anger in your voice, “I’m Batman!” It’s really not that hard.
    
- Sanctions – Your welcomes
    
- Fall – I miss fall, it seems that there is no real transition anymore. It goes from butt-ass hot to ass-butt cold overnight.
    
- “It’s raining cats and dogs.” – and here I am without any mustard.

    List six things you would like to do before you die.
    1. Pee in every ocean.
    2. Have over a million dollars in my bank account.
    3. Blow over a million dollars in a weekend.
    4. Camp for at least a week in a row.
    5. Eat at white castle again.
    6. Fly an airplane.

    What is your deepest, darkest secret- just kidding! The real question is, if you could go back in time and place a whoopee cushion underneath any person in history, who would you do it to, and when?

    Jesus at the last supper.

    What has been your dumbest impulse purchase?

    Digital Cable with the internet and all the movie channels.

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    “Are you feeling all tingly in your man parts right now Elvis, or is it just me?”

  3. Jon says:

    What do you think about when you hear the following words/phrases?
    – Cotton Candy

    Clowns and elephant dung piled into a heated tent.

    – “No. That’s not how you do it.”

    “You have to grip it like this” (I’m not very good at this)

    – Sanctions

    North Korea and Iran team up to give us WWIII

    – Fall

    Unicoi state park in Helen, GA – leaves turning colors = fun

    – “It’s raining cats and dogs.”

    Old people.

    List six things you would like to do before you die.

    1. Streak through a heavily populated area
    2. Visit the 7 wonders
    3. Visit the Borg Experience and the Star Trek place in Vegas
    4. Hike the Appalachian Trail (one way, of course)
    5. Be a peace corps volunteer
    6. Go into outer space in some form or fashion

    What is your deepest, darkest secret- just kidding! The real question is, if you could go back in time and place a whoopee cushion underneath any person in history, who would you do it to, and when?

    Under William Shatner when he first sat down in the captain’s chair. I would also have to make sure they couldn’t re-film that part so it would have to be aired.

    What has been your dumbest impulse purchase?

    Every carton of cigarettes I ever bought.

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    “Gay relationships haven’t always been taboo within the federal government.”

  4. Tonitron2k says:

    What do you think about when you hear the following words/phrases?
    – Cotton Candy-rotten mollars and oversized people that make it very difficult for me to finish my dinner.
    – “No. That’s not how you do it.”-Wait, it’s gotta be your bull.
    – Sanctions-I’d like to see some sanctions vs hydrogenized or partially-hydrogenized oils and High-fructose corn syrup.
    for starters…
    http://www.recoverymedicine.com/hydrogenated_oils.htm
    http://www.westonaprice.org/motherlinda/cornsyrup.html

    Can I have an extra helping of sweet poison on my Pop Tarts, please.
    – Fall-Soon enough, the ice will be here and I will fall down my steps again.
    – “It’s raining cats and dogs.”-It’s raining men. Hallelujah!

    List six things you would like to do before you die.
    1. More sex.
    2. Prove my hypothesis of evolution
    3. Release my super-powers. I’m pretty sure it’s a hypbrid form of telekinesis and something unknown.
    4. Attend Carnival in Rio
    5. Become self-actualized.
    6. Get to lvl 60 with a Tier 1 raid set, in WOW. (kidding, but just sorta.)

    What is your deepest, darkest secret- just kidding! The real question is, if you could go back in time and place a whoopee cushion underneath any person in history, who would you do it to, and when?
    The instructor at my mandatory, pre-marital family planning class. She was droning on into the 1o’clock hour at the beginning of football season, while a bee hovered around my head.

    What has been your dumbest impulse purchase?
    An $80 digital headset to play WOW with my friends and use Skype to talk. We used it for a couple weeks and now it lifelessly sits on my desk, mocking me.

  5. George W. Bush says:

    What do you think about when you hear the following words/phrases?
    – Cotton Candy, “pussy”
    – “No. That’s not how you do it.” “camera pans left showing some poor sap illustrating how to stick head in lion’s mouth then program (rated G) cuts to commercial after lion bites head off.”
    – Sanctions “no more beer for you”
    – Fall “hundreds of college campuses this winter”
    – “It’s raining cats and dogs.” “who came up with that saying?”

    List six things you would like to do before you die.
    1. sleep with rebecca romain
    2. win the lotto
    3. win free beer
    4. get some pills for this rash
    5. drive tank
    6. learn eat shit and die you pig mother fucker in japanese

    What is your deepest, darkest secret- just kidding! The real question is, if you could go back in time and place a whoopee cushion underneath any person in history, who would you do it to, and when?
    “hitler, man it sure would have been funny, til i was sent to gas chamber”

    What has been your dumbest impulse purchase?
    “sock straps”

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    “is that a drubstick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

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