SHSIBAE TIP SHEET: How to get a wii

Step 1: Empty out a shoebox

Step 2: Put $250.00 in box, tape box shut

Step 3: Bury in the front lawn.  If you do not have a front lawn, put box underneath kitchen sink.

Step 4: E-mail the location of the wii money to wiifairy@shsibae.com

Step 5: Between the day after you send the e-mail and the end of march, be on your best behaviour. If you were good you will find a wii under your pillow, if you were bad you will find nothing. So be good for goodness sake!